ohana means family and family means shut the fucking door when you leave my room or i’ll fucking stab you this is the last fucking chance you little shit
i think sexting would be a lot cooler if boys sent pictures of themselves snuggling with puppies or wearing dress shirts with pushed up sleeves instead of blurry pictures of their junk
i know i give white people a lot of shit but u guys are really nice. like when the light turns green and there’s a white pedestrian that’s almost across the street u guys always do that jog thing. i know it’s kind of insignificant but i appreciate it white people. u and ur half jog thing.
i think about this post every time i do the half jog thing
Same^ and the little “thank you” wave that we do when a car waits for us. Yeah… white people shit.
i read my daughter a bedtime story. as she goes to bed, i kiss her forehead and she whispers to me, “cool story bro, tell it again”
literally what the fuck am i trying to accomplish on this website
in 9th grade i was getting picked on in class and this girl was like “fuck you guys leave him alone” and called me over to her seat and I was like “thx lol” and she was like “I have something special to show you don’t tell the teacher” and I said “ok” and she pulled a guinea pig out of her purse