padalikey:

ohana means family and family means shut the fucking door when you leave my room or i’ll fucking stab you this is the last fucking chance you little shit

(Source: akupitiyo, via anna-beee)

vegay:

sometimes im like yeah but most of the time im like no

(via pitchblackglow)

ughpls:

i think sexting would be a lot cooler if boys sent pictures of themselves snuggling with puppies or wearing dress shirts with pushed up sleeves instead of blurry pictures of their junk

(Source: slothgrunged, via jennnanoelle13)

pushed-to-the-ledge:

smilingforthecamera:

grimybear:

i know i give white people a lot of shit but u guys are really nice. like when the light turns green and there’s a white pedestrian that’s almost across the street u guys always do that jog thing. i know it’s kind of insignificant but i appreciate it white people. u and ur half jog thing.

i think about this post every time i do the half jog thing

Same^ and the little “thank you” wave that we do when a car waits for us. Yeah… white people shit.

(Source: grimyboy)

cmayor:

i read my daughter a bedtime story. as she goes to bed, i kiss her forehead and she whispers to me, “cool story bro, tell it again”

(Source: gaybabyland, via jesussbabymomma)

urbancatfitters:

literally what the fuck am i trying to accomplish on this website

(via almostraven)

burgrs:

in 9th grade i was getting picked on in class and this girl was like “fuck you guys leave him alone” and called me over to her seat and I was like “thx lol” and she was like “I have something special to show you don’t tell the teacher” and I said “ok” and she pulled a guinea pig out of her purse 

(via beaut1fully-tragic)